Dear Victoria,
Why do you make all the bands play at Club 9 One 9? That place is douchey.
Dear Victoria,
Your housing prices are insane! Get a clue already
Dear Victoria,
You are beautiful just the way you are.
Dear Victoria,
Oh Victoria, it's not cool to have buses that run only every half hour.
Dear Victoria,
Thanks for the brilliant memories!
Dear Victoria,
I'm glad I moved away from you so I could earn a competitive salary. I also dislike being held hostage by the ferry system, get a bridge built to the mainland already!
Dear Victoria,
You're the only city I try to get lost in on my runs.. Every route is a scenic route.
Dear Victoria,
I enjoy your bike lanes, can we have some more :-)
Dear Victoria,
As a born and bred Victoria native, I must commend you for always providing me with the best place to live in the world. Couldn't ask for more.