Is there a municipal code that requires every woman to have tats? WTF is up with all you can eat sushi? Would you go to a cosmetic surgeon that has all you can have surgery? Where are the black people? Why can't I drink on the sidewalks like in Vegas? Why is it so damn cold? Why don't your restaurants or bars serve Willamette Pinot Noir? Why doesn't anyone dress up? Did they repeal the tax on facial hair? Where are the yuppies? What's with the IPA fetish? Would you like some water, yeast, and malt with your hops? Why do the sidewalks in Midtown suck? Why are your strippers so unfriendly? Why don't you have a brothel downtown? Why do your dj's still spin 00's house crap?